“[Today], every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.”—Tina Fey, Bossypants (via heroes-and-cons)
every time the add for sex and the city runs on triple 111 hits and carrie says ‘i used to buy vogue instead of dinner, i just felt like it fed me more’ i want to strangle her. i just want to pounce into the TV and knock her out, i dont know why it just really brings out my rage.
i like vogue, i buy heaps of issues, but COME ON.
friends and prisoner are the best sitcoms on 111hits idc. roseanne rules too YEAH TO SITCOMS. NO to sex and the city.